Sandi Toksvig

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Monday, August 15, 2005

Sandi last few weeks

Friday 12th August - 'I've never tried it with my left hand' Alkarim Jivani (on being left handed)

TOPICS TODAY: Why has Christmas arrived today, Penguins, Jesus in pastry news and deodrant.

Alkarim Jivani was one of Sandi's little helpers, Sheila Steafel dropped by, she's appearing in Victoria Plums at The New End Theatre. The Little Earth Cafe talked about eating raw food and Cambridge Jones and Steven Mangan spoke about a new book and exhibition of portraits of RADA actors.

Find out more about the RADA portraits CLICK HERE

Find out more about the Little Earth Cafe CLICK HERE



Thursday 11th August - 'I hate water polo - you can never see the horses' Sandi

TOPICS TODAY: Nazi children authors, Ice Cream wars (see cartoon) semaphore scrabble (see below) not doing your job properly and..I can't be bothered to write anymore.

Just kidding, Ian Stone was in the upper circle, Bent Sorensen (from The Little Mermaid production at The Albert Hall) in the stalls.

DICTIONARY CORNER: Ian Stone's mission to get a word in the Oxford dictionary - and that word is

PHARKARCARHARSSEN - The feeling one gets when leaving a pub intoxicated during the day. CLICK THIS LINK for more

Wednesday 10th August - 'I've got a monkey in my handbag' - Annie Caulfield (and she did)

TOPICS TODAY: Starting a country, (Micro Nation) Thai lady boys, Egg poaching in Tristan de Kuna and wholesome Christian games.

Annie Caulfield was Sandi's right hand woman. Neil, Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band, Innes came in and happened to mention a new DVD 'Do Not Adjust Your Set' available in all good stores now.

And now those wholesome Christian games in full:

'Credo' a lot of religious philosophers hang around in rooms, for instance is it a Jewish philospher in the library with the Torah?

'Pin the nose on the leper' very bad taste and we all disaproved of that one.

'Pass the Pharacy' you wrap a religious leader up in a lot of paper and pass them around, when the holy music stops, whoever's holding the Pharacy gets to unwrap a layer.





Tuesday 9th August - 'Don't mention the Vikings' Sandi about her Danish ancestors.

TOPICS TODAY: Death by Z bed, Edited reality, Kermit the frog at fifty and your favourite roads, things about Tuesday and Victorian London in all its stinky, rude splendour.

Jack Klaff was crouching by home base and at first base Melissa Rossi author of The Armchair Diplomat on Europe (Penguin) told Sandi about Americans attitude to foreign countries - 'where are they? and can we build a McDonalds* on them.' The delightful Liza Picard revealed the dirty truth about Victorian London and Jack Klaff spoke of his mother-in-laws chest.

*Or Burger King or a branch of Sears etc etc



Monday 8th August - 'Samantha had two Dicks together' - Sandi (Talking about the TV show Bewitched)

TOPICS TODAY: Why air stewards can't tell fish from chicken, (see cartoon) donkeys in the news, cows with cataracts.

Bonnie Langford was Sandi's star turn, there were rats with breathing problems, Sandi revealed that she stood in for Jane Fonda in a fitness video and that The Venus di Milo's ping pong career went into decline after she lost her arms.

Author Sally Gardner told the moving story of her struggle with Dyslexia. Her latest book is called 'I Coriander' (Orion)

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