READ HEIDI'S experiences of everyday life in CHINA - CLICK HERE

Friday 25th November - 'The Chinese shout because they have no carpets.' Sandi
TOPICS: Corns and China, Rink art and Ivor Novello.
GUESTS: Alkarim Jivani, Paul Webb and Aisle 16 (A boy poetry band)
BOOK: Ivor Novello: A Portrait of a Star ~Paul Webb Stage Directions
BOY BAND POETRY: CLICK HERE FOR DETAILS
DELICIOUS PARTY PLACE: Beach Blanket Babylon CLICK HERE to go there
STOP READ THIS: Sandi's recurring dream... she's naked on stairs there's no carpet just that sharp carpet gripper that holds carpets down.. and its attacking her. Weird!

'Villandry' restaurant provided a delicious turkey lunch today (Click the turkey)

Thursday 24th November - 'How do you scare a turkey? - Show it a roasting pan' - Sandi
TOPICS: Thanksgiving and to all Americans in London today - have a happy one.
GUESTS: Shyama Perera, Jenifer Joyce, Martha Greene and David Rothenberg and Geoffrey Smith.
BOOK: Small Bites: Tapas, Sushi, Mezze, Antipasti, and Other Finger Foods ~Jennifer Joyce Dorling Kindersley.
Ha Ha BOOK: Haven't Stopped Dancing Yet ~Shyama Perera Sceptre
BIRD MUSIC: Why Birds Sing [Import] ~David Rothenberg (Artist) Terra Nova Music
ART BOOK: 100 Best Paintings in London ~ Geoffrey Smith

Wednesday 23rd November - 'It's not illegal to have sex with a goat' Annie
TOPICS: Dressing as a woman, shagging crickets and bawdy songs and dildo's
GUESTS: Annie Caulfield, Lucie Skeaping, Crispin Black.
BOOK: Broadside Ballads: Songs from the Streets, Taverns, Theatres and Countryside of 17th-century England ~Lucie Skeaping (Editor)Faber Music
BAWDY MUSIC: Penny Merriments [Street Songs of 17th Century England] ~Richard Wistreich (Bass), et al Naxos (Audio CD)
BOOK: 7 - 7: The London Bombings: What Went Wrong? ~Crispin BlackGibson Square Books Ltd
RECIPE FOR GRASSHOPPER:
DRY ROASTED GRASSHOPPERS
Directions:Spread fresh, frozen and cleaned insects on paper towels on a cookie sheet. Bake at 200 degrees for 1-2 hours until desired state of dryness is reached. Check state of dryness by attempting to crush insect with spoon.


Tuesday 22nd November - 'Squirrels can't see the colour red' Jeff Green

TOPICS: The great Xmas song-off, hot dogs, secret news from Surrey, bonking county of Britain.

GUESTS: Jeff Green, Peter Malloy and Cyril Aydon

BOOKS: Scientific Curiosity: Everything You Want to Know About Science - But Never Had Time to Ask ~ Cyril Aydon

OPERA: Fancy a snatch of the Mikado? CLICK HERE


Monday 21st November - 'Wise man never jump over a Unicorn' - Sandi
TOPICS: Religious fashion tips, poetry for the people and the serious subject of rape.
GUESTS: Stella Duffy, Kevin Day, John Hegley, Nigel Slater and Enya.
HA HA:John Hegley's stand-up against domestic voilence CLICK HERE
BOOK: Nigel Slater's delicious new book, buy it from Amazon The Kitchen Diaries: A Year in the Kitchen Nigel Slater Fourth Estate Ltd
BOOK: Python Star - Graham Chapman's authorised biography, buy it from Amazon The Life of Graham: The Authorised Biography of Graham Chapman Bob McCabe Orion
MUSIC: Enya's beautiful new album 'Amarantine' buy it from Amazon Amarantine EnyaWarner (Audio CD) - November 21, 2005


Friday 18th November - HIC HIC: Sandi took us all out to lunch - so it's all a bit of a blur really.
Heaven 17

Thursday 17th November
TOPICS: Practical jokes, online wanted posters and text message classics.
GUESTS: Ayesha Hazarika, Russell M Davis, Martin Ware, Roland Muldoon, Nigel Fountain and Patrick Burnier
BOOK: Russell M Davis - Eggs, Bacon, Chips and Beans
MUSIC: Martyn Ware from Heaven 17 - Sound Sculpture for Amnesty - Freephone 020 7033 1599 and leave your response to the question: “What would a world without violence against women be like?”
BOOK: Nigel Fountain - Lost Empires